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hot pocket side jawn

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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Hot Pocket coochie

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap
Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie
by Go og gma February 22, 2023
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grab my pocket

when someone is your bitch, you make them grab your pocket, that is inside out
"Hey, get over here and grab my pocket bitch"

"Yes master"
by Shigity October 2, 2007
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Term used by another man in the room to cause a disturbance and distraction during the killing of Malcom X in New York.
Get your hand outta my pocket! was the term used during the killing of Malcom X
by Loudcloud June 11, 2006
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deep pocket

Having a lot of $money$
Girl 1: "Jamal got deep pockets!"
Girl 2: "Girl, pass him over when you done. I need some CASH!!"
by Kristina February 27, 2004
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the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'
by the truth May 13, 2005
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