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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Puked Moment

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy
Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment
by HysteriaMC June 14, 2022
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Puke and Go

A Puke and go can be described as taking to much alcohol at once or other substances that cause you to cough to the point of puking, after you feel even better then before and are ready to indulge in whatever scenario to max capability. Hence a puke and go
Damn that hennessy made me have a puke and go.
by Milo888 November 20, 2023
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015
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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
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puke strainer

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material
I puke strainered the bitch
by Camelnose October 20, 2021
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