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puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.
by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019
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Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.
Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.
by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009
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Puberboobie

Boobs on a 10-13 year-old girl that have not quite reached their full potential.
Check out the puberboobies on that 10 year-old!
by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006
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Puerto Rican Flag

Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...
Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!
by marilyn_e December 6, 2007
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Puerto Rican

One who is born or decends from Puerto Rico or Puerto Rican lineage. They can range from many ancestries Spanish, native american(Taino) and african being the most common. Puerto Ricans are one of the most diverse Hispanic, Latino cultures. The Modern Puerto Rican is of mainly Spainard, Ameridian (Native American) and African desent or blood. Thats what Puerto Rican are. They speak Spanish can look native american white or Black. They dance to drums and Maracas which is from African and Indian ancestry. They also like to be called Boricua. They are Creole to the bone. Mulatto and Mulatta from the they are born. Mestizo or Mestiza.
by Boricua #1 November 20, 2009
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social puberty

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
by ch33z January 2, 2008
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puerto rican pocket punch

The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.
by PLSAS June 23, 2010
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