Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

procrapsturbate

When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.

See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.

"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."

by fisalerkle July 18, 2014

procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation

Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate

by bdkkc February 17, 2015

Procrastidate

When you thought someone was cool so you started dating them, but after the first date they are crazy but you don't want to be rude so you keep pushing off a second date until they aren't interested anymore.

Person 1: How'd the date go?
Person 2: Horribly, I think I'm going to procrastidate until she ignores me.

by Ultimas aka Slyler December 21, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.

Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!

by Beege the Great August 25, 2016