Porcelain Cruise

When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!

Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.

by Alex CK September 24, 2008

porcelain artist

Some who takes pride in the aftermath of extreme and explosive diarrhea.

Bob: God damn Tom! You splatter blasted the hell out of the toliet. It's a real disaster zone!

Tom: I know I'm a porcelain artist! I'll be posting that on ratemypoo.com.

by Bob Buckland February 4, 2009

Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009

Busting some porcelin

The action performed after eating a big meal. Similar to shitting.

After that meal I am gonna be busting some porcelin

by TheHernandezWords August 5, 2007

Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

Porcelain Puppy Dog

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.

by BlackSnowMan November 23, 2006

processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008