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poltergeist 

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.
poltergeist by vladimir February 23, 2004
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(1) one who poops
(2) a clever hiding place for a pencil
(3) where poop is made
(4) a stupid being
(5) the hershey highway
(6) generally, the place where your girlfriend says willy won't go
(1) my dog is such a pooper
(2) look! it's up bin laden's pooper!
(3) definition not needed
(4) you are such a pooper
(5) no, not where willy wonka lives
(6) see: some rock song we can't remember, but everyone seems to know
pooper by Dr. Tran April 22, 2006

Pooper's High 

The happy, relaxed, tingly feeling you get after taking a great poo; often accompanied by a strong desire to plop down in a Lazy Boy and eat a bag of chips.
Boy, I had a great Pooper's High today after my poop.
Pooper's High by taylorjb May 30, 2008

Secret Pooper 

Someone who does not poop publicly. Basically they'll only poop inside the comfort of their own home.
There goes Iyoko to her house every day at noon.... It's because she's a secret pooper.

gay poltergeist 

A bitch of a ghost that flamboyant go's around booing your outfit
"Oh shit it's a gay poltergeist run"
gay poltergeist by Moist Cabbage06 February 19, 2018

Dr. Pooper 

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.
The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.
Dr. Pooper by Ineda P. November 28, 2016
a pooper is a butt.

I heard that katies boyfriend stuck his ding dong in here pooper than she liked the stinky of it (his slinky) I was drunk when i rwote this.