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poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.
Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.
by pooncoonx April 13, 2013
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ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.
1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.
by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009
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"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".
by scar belle April 12, 2008
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Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
by cookies52 March 15, 2009
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Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.
We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.
by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009
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poonster

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason
by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019
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Poonswindle

Verb: The act of a woman blackmailing or bribing someone to do or not to do something by threatening to withhold sex.
If he doesn't want to meet your parents just poonswindle him.
I didn't want to go shopping with her but she poonswindled me.

She said I could go fishing or have sex, I didn't let her poonswindle me.
by Mahlachi May 1, 2021
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