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Poorper

A poorper is a person who cannot afford even the simplest things in life like new shoes or a multi story house even after a full working life because he/she does not save money or is in debt to a pay day loan company (Or bought something from Brighthouse). Short for 'poor person' it originated in North West England and has been used for quite a while, although it has not really moved away from its origins.

A poorper is usually found in the bad areas of town where people tend to live in council houses. Poorpers are usually people who refuse to actually make an effort to work and might claim benefits illegally. They may also be found in apartment buildings and other run down areas that make good use off the crappy surrounds to make cheap apartments/flats and rent them to poorer people.

When the son/daughter grows up they continue the cycle and breed more poorpers which is known as the poorper cycle. It takes one dedicated individual to break from this cycle because they HAVE to succeed despite their possible lack of support from family members or bad upbringing.

Poorpers usually drop out of school early before their exams and try to get a job without any experience. They may then go to a collage to study and depending on their dedication, succeed or fail. Poorpers usually spend most of their free time on computer games or browsing Facebook and despising more successful people, which is mostly everyone.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy Gary last night?
Guy 2: That dude was such a poorper!
Guy 1: That kid dropped outta school at the age of 14.
Guy 2: Well he will just end up continuing the poorper cycle.
by KetchupWithTomatoes December 7, 2013
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pooper

1. Someone who poops.
2. Someone or something that let you down or made you upset.
1. I just got out of the bathroom because I'm a true pooper.
2. "Can you play a game?" "No." "Well you're a pooper."
by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006
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pooper bowl shuffle

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.
The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.

The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
by D.Rogers July 1, 2009
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donut pooper

a homosexual male who deficates rings of poop after being ram-rodded in the butt by his partner.
Who is donut pooper that keeps leaving those hollow turds in the toilet?
by the_dude August 15, 2006
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Super pooper

name used to describe a full curvy ass
Holly has the hottest super pooper ive ever had my hands on.
by Sexdrivehigh November 17, 2010
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Pooper

Based on the blooper concept, but you give a quick spin and she takes on a giant turd.
She went down for the blooper and I gave her the pooper!
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punchin' pooper

I'm really tired, Fran, I spent the whole night with a twink punchin' pooper.
by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003
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