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Polony

Chicago hosts the biggest Polony in the USA
by Nomadan December 19, 2025
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Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick
by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011
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Nathan Polonski

Fun to poop with
Likes to have sex with Grandmas
He enjoys flabby pussy
and is a sucker for girls with big black cocks (Trannys of course)
Black Woman: Nathan you're so sexy, I want to fuck you with my cock
Nathan: Dear God, PLEASE NO! My dick is rising
Black Woman: Mine too, we can have a sword fight

*woman laughs sexually*
Nathan: MMM baby fuck me good
Black Woman: I will just call me "BIG DADDY"
Grandma: NOOOO GRANDMAAAAA.

NATHAN POLONSKI
by Stalkersssssssssss August 17, 2012
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lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock
John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs
by toemass November 18, 2013
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pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.
Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.
by Nelson padillo August 27, 2016
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Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.
"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~
by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016
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Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.
Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017
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