poloneck

A high, snug fitting cylindrical collar on a skivvy ( long sleeve T-shirt ) or sweater.

Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.

1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.

2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.

3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "

by Ceea June 20, 2009

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Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.

a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."

by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009

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poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

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Poco Perner

An Extremly Small Penis

1:Do You have a Poco Perner?
2:A What ?
1: A Lil Pee Pee ?!
2:Smh

by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009

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piconation

Right now, anyone can declare a piece of land as a micronation. That means you self-declare as a country. The trick is getting other sovereign nations to recognize you. So far, not one micronation is recognized. Sealand would be about the closest one so far. That doesn't mean you can't declare yourself as your own nation, and act like it.

- to retreat into a shell that's a helluva lot smaller than a nanonation, usually because of some traumatic experience

Mike: Hey John. Have you seen Murmel today?
John: Ya. But she's gone fetal in her piconation and only sucking her thumb between beers.

Mike: What?!?! Why?
John: Ya she was gang banged last night at Jill's party after she did Joey on the table and then passed out.

by karbyn April 12, 2010

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