polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

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jeery of your peers

An amusedly-unimpressed group of folks of similar age and background to you

In the 1924 Will Rogers comedy-film "A Truthful Liar", his wild and wacky tales of his assorted adventures in the world of politics are related in front of a "jeery of your peers" audience of fellow townspeople who disdainfully wave off Will's stories as hogwash.

by QuacksO September 24, 2020

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Dick on the pedestal

Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.

Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’

by Peacepuff December 12, 2021

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poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.

Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022

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