Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.

Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!

by munkee yes November 23, 2020

Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021

penter

Intercourse with children using your nose as a stimulant

Did you hear Haroon was arrested on charges of being a penter last night!?

by LIKKLEWILLIE January 14, 2021

Pendleburied

When someone talks about how good your round of golf is going before you have finished playing and then it all goes to shit!

I was playing so well I was 3 under through 12 then I got pendleburied and finished +2!

by Actyourrage January 22, 2021

Pettle

The Josh Kelly way to spell petal xxxx

Hello, I’m Josh Kelly and I spell petal, pettle

by Alythethird January 24, 2021

penole

fuckin in back of car

wanna penole baby

by rxctretdxtdxdt February 12, 2021