Pelican

Meaning crap, cheap or nasty behavior or product design.

Bob: My mum told me off for nothing
Bill: Aw man, that is well pelican!

Bob: That guy just messed up the paint job on your car
Bill: that is well pelican!

Bob: It just gets stuck on this screen and you can't get out
Bill: Aw that is well pelican man!

Bob: You've got to stay late and work on that thing
Bill: Aw that is well pelican!

by FutureMan3142 June 19, 2010

Screaming Pelican

When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.

Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.

by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

merry pelvismas

A greeting used amongst friends that implies both holiday cheer and a fortuitous hook-up; in effect, "Merry Christmas" to one's pelvis.

Jimmy: "See ya later, man, I'm going to a Christmas party with this hot chick..."
Bob: "Merry pelvismas, dude!"

by Associate Associate December 25, 2009

pelican

a new code name for marijuana, that originated in the oxfordshire area of england.

to smoke the pelican becomes, to roast the pelican.

person 1: dude pass me the weed

person 2:dude be quiet my neighbours will hear, use code.

person 1: ok, pass me the 'pelican'

by thepogmeister! March 6, 2010

dirty pellican

Your fucking a chick from behind while on the beach, you pull it out and drag it in the sand and then jam it back in!

Dude, did you fuck that chick on the beach last night? Yea, I gave her a dirty pellican!

by Dick Durgler September 10, 2009

Pelican Kissing

Sharing vomit with your partner as part of a sexual encounter.

Pelican Kissing is an example of tasteless sex

by Thrutch January 12, 2009