Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

paw

Noun. a. Jorge Tellez's hand, which is used for kinky spidey purposes. b. It is one of an animal. c. He is Queen Anna's puppet

His paw was atrociously reaching for my hand!

by iloveballsgirl October 24, 2004

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

Hey Paw

random compound of random two words

hey paw is a compund yes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

gentle paw

gentlepaw.ca

At Gentle Paw, we create functional and stylish products to address every day problems that dog owners may face. As you browse our products and read our story, we hope you can share in our passion to create a space where pet parents can come together. To us, Gentle Paw is more than just a growing company; it is a growing community.

I need to buy a gentle paw product.

by gentlepawcanada May 17, 2022

Lobster Paw

When one lacks a butthole

i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.

by Pittbuls June 28, 2017