Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Paw paw jeff

He awesome period

He is sick a paw paw Jeff

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.

"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"

by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

yak paw

The maneuver of bringing your balls up over on both sides of the penis and then tucking your penis. While wearing tight pants it (your bulging testicles) appears as a yaks hoof or "yak paw." This is a complex and sometimes painful maneuver that should only be performed under extreme circumstances.

"Bro, did you see that chicks camel toe? No, but check out my yak paw! "

"Jimmy showed me his yak paw and I damn near threw up in my mouth"

"Hey Marlo, show me that yak paw again!...No way dude, last time I had to go to the hospital "

by NastyNate57 December 9, 2017

sah ley paw

sah ley paw is a shy short hared girl who wears black and teal tights

sah ley pawwwwwwwwwwww

by kahdhb January 30, 2018