Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

No Parole Records

A music company with a good ass rapper named DMB

Person1: You here that new DMB song? By No Parole Records?
Person2: na, but i heard it go to work!!

by J Dubbayu September 27, 2006

Math Patolagin

A person who is really good at math

Quentin, you are such a good math patolagin

by MasaQ May 27, 2018

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 25, 2019

pp patola

pp patola is a word that express your felling

he is doing pp patola here

by manmeet verma February 28, 2019

rusty prolapse

A rusty prolapse is when one lubricates ones cock with truffle butter to perform anal.

Dude last night was sick.. I gave her the rusty prolapse.

by Pseudoseer March 3, 2019

Dirty Paola

The act of getting a blowjob by a poppet

David made me do him a dirty paola with a “kermit”

by Dirty Paola October 31, 2021