Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

hannie palmer

When you jack your meat with your hands

I hannie palmer last night

by Lojtysewr May 8, 2024

Palmer

Somebody who is so fucking horny they can’t stop humping.

Person 1: I’m so Palmer
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out

by Druglord69420 March 4, 2021

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

palmer high school

a place where trashy white people think they the shit, n word sayers, people pleasers, pick me’s, & rednecks. bitches who talk shit online just to walk past them in the hallways & think just bc they rich means they run the school. and the worst of all, the bitches who act like they still 12. so if you love that, come to palmer high.

me: i go to palmer high school
them: oh that’s tuff

by ihatewhitepeople222 October 2, 2021

Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.

“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”

by Steven Hong November 21, 2021