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vacuum packed

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"
you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED
by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009
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Clam Packed

The act of forcing all of your penis into the women's vagina in one powerful thrust.
Jack: Yo Matt, how was Chelsea last night?

Matt: Dude, it was awesome, I clam packed her at least 10 times!
by Matthew Paglia September 30, 2011
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Fudge Packer

Stop being such a fudge packer.
by Recklessniggaa😘💯 January 26, 2015
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lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."
by Мудак February 13, 2017
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a packers fan

A fan of the Green Bay packers when they lose like always.
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A pussy packer

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.
Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!
by my.fam.is.lit.XD June 25, 2017
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green bay packers

one of the best football teams ever, wear the green and gold on the frozen tundra of lambeau field

sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese
no example needed for the green bay packers, open a sports history book, see how many wins we have, how many titles we have, look at the newspaper .. we're 5 - 1 right now
by Zellnerz November 9, 2007
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