Skip to main content

Peanut Nipple 

The little nipple found in betwixt the two halves of every peanut kernel.
My favorite part of the roasted peanut is the peanut nipple!

I love to bite down and chew on each and every peanut nipple in the bag!

To find the peanut nipple, simply split the peanut kernel in half, and look for the little nipple that is stuck to one of them.
Peanut Nipple by dave_helmut August 14, 2011
Peanut Nipple mug front
Get the Peanut Nipple mug.
See more merch

Peanut Butter Sexytime 

You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on wonderbread. Then, you stick it in the girls vagina and proceed to haved sex through the sandwich into her vagina. After cuming in both her vagina and sandwich, you make her eat the sandwich.
________ loves to peanut butter sexytime for lunch.

Peanut Slab 

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.
Peanut Slab by Bloopy April 9, 2005

peanut butter people

Person of questionable origin. Someone who has skin the color of peanut butter.
"I hope the peanut butter people don't buy that house down the street."
peanut butter people by winegirly October 13, 2005

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch 

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT') 

- Noun
- A point in time when a feeling of relief, excitement overcomes a person.
After filing the 3rd Qtr 10-Q for Petrohawk, which entailed 2 wks of working 70+ hrs a week, the Petrohawk engagement team got up and screamed, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')!"

Peanut Butter Dick (PD) 

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!