To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
meat toothbrush me
by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
Get the meat toothbrushmug. (n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
Get the meat-batonmug. by mormdavid March 28, 2015
Get the meat-workmug. An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
by jrk89 December 14, 2013
Get the Meat Beastermug. 1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017
Get the Grind the meat!!!mug. To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Meat Cleaveredmug. Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.
Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.
I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018
Get the Vegetable meatmug.