Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
by tincopper July 13, 2016
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Vomit Voice

Named "Vomit Voice" due to them spewing nothing but words so vile, they belong in a toilet bowl. Also because hearing or reading what they say makes you physically ill.

A Vomit Voice is someone who goes beyond the realms of being a standard "Internet troll" & into something far, far worse. An individual spouting things so vile & putrid that they make even the most vicious 'internet troll' stop & say "hey, thats too far.." oftentimes unprovoked, these cretins slither from their virtual caves, usually when they see someone doing well or feeling good & just seek to bring them down in the most disgusting & uncalled for ways.

These are people who wish bad things happen to others for no good reason other than they just don't like someone. People who target another person's misfortune or short comings, or mocking the death of someone, wishing death on people. Wishing physical harm on someone out of spite or jealousy. Wishing illness or suffering on someone. Specifically targeting someone for something you know they are struggling with or have struggled to overcome. People who hate people simply for the colour of their skin or who they love or how they identify & take that hatred out in the aforementioned ways.

In short, the WORST kinds of Internet folks.
"You need serious help. No one should ever talk to someone this way. You're a Vomit Voice & should be banned from talking to people. Like, forever. Stop spewing your repulsive shit like that over people."

"Did you see that bloke on Twitter? The one with 4 followers, 25 numbers in his username & a profile picture of a pineapple in space? Well, he was taking shots at Gary because he came out as gay. He mocked Gary's dad, who's disabled & then laughed that Gary's mum had died. That was the most vile Vomit Voice I've ever seen"
by Lit Wizard November 13, 2020
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Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.
by skoolbuss February 03, 2024
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Vomit Shot

Usually done with friends. When you mix a random liquid or powder into a shot glass and try to drink it.

Raw honey and onion powder, soy sauce and maple syrup, A1 and apple juice.

You will probably end up vomiting…
Oh you’ve never done a vomit shot? Well I’ll start you off with something interesting
by BurningClam August 23, 2021
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vomit bomber

A vomit bomber is when a dunk guy pukes on your cat or on your girlfriend's head and doe's not apologize.

Someone who can't keep down their beer or liquor.
by Mr háñdsòme March 24, 2014
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Vomit Tsunami

Four or more people uncontrollable vomiting from guzzling massive amounts of bagged wine
Ben had a real Vomit Tsunami in his room last night after chugging all that bagged wine with him and his three friends.
by Vomitsixnine October 18, 2018
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