vacation dick

a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis

I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.

by ponyfan90210 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large, one cannot do it constantly, like going on vacation, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

OMG, that guy had such a vacation dick, I won't be able to fuck for a month.

by Sr_Flyingcobra3 June 14, 2016

secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.

"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"

by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016

vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.

Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!

by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016

VACation

When you get VAC banned on steam.

John: Tom was hacking CS:GO tonight, now he is on a VACation.

by DarkBLOX August 31, 2017

Vacation shaming

Discriminating against time off of work when actively doing just that.

When your co-worker constantly jet sets to his vacation house in Florida but engages in “vacation shaming” to get you back in to work instead of spending time with your grandma.

by Johnny boi blurp April 17, 2024