Schnob Goblin

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.

Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.

by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010

hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 3, 2019

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020

Riding Goblin

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.

Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.

by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019