bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted
cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted
cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
by Becstar October 26, 2006
by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004
A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.
Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number
by Yellow crocs April 18, 2017
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 09, 2013
Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004
A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
by giuliocc January 19, 2010