Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.

Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.

by Savemebarry January 12, 2016

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.

Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018

relationship baby

When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.

Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months

Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.

by Seamoases February 3, 2018

Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..

"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!

by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011

babe relationship

when you aren't dating but you both like each other and you're always like hey babe, babe this, babe that

Girl: my babe is the best

Friend: you don't have a bf

Girl: I know but we like each other and I'm he is my babe,you can say I'm stuck in a babe relationship

by honey_baby October 18, 2013

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

unhealthy relationship

Couples that r weird and awkward and annoying around each other and get into fights every week.

Tegan and Emily have an unhealthy relationship.

by Kandjfksbabdiabdb February 8, 2019