by BubTheVast February 17, 2026
Get the Norwegian Tunkeling mug.Being silently judgy or subtly annoyed without ever directly expressing it. Involves intense eye contact, weird silence, and maybe a quiet sigh.
“She didn’t say I was late, but she looked at the clock three times while sipping her tea. That’s Norwegian behavior if I’ve ever seen it.”
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A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.
Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.
A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.
Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.
by Wtfsir October 31, 2025
Get the Norwegian Bird’s Nest mug.The act of eating a light bulb, gagging yourself to puke it out, glueing it back together and then shoving it up someone else's asshole and then eat it again and restart the process.
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop November 12, 2025
Get the Norwegian Cake Pop mug.The act of having a woman lay on her back, while your pelvic region is positioned over her mouth. While she is performing oral sex on you. Force penis down her throat untill gagging, pull out to let her breathe, as she gasps for air,release a fart. She will immedietly inhale the gas you released. Sit back on her chest as she vomits on your penis (hence blowing out the candle)
Timmy gave Betty sue some very rough oral sex and farted in her face which made her blow the candle out at the end (vomit on his penis) he performed the Norwegian birthday cake.
by O'll dirty Joe Lopez January 24, 2026
Get the Norwegian birthday cake mug.It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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