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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
mugGet the slob the nobmug.

Nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023
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Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.
Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.
by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023
mugGet the Nob Whistlemug.

Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.
Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
mugGet the Nob Niffmug.

Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
mugGet the Nob jockeymug.

nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
mugGet the nob gollipmug.

neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom
"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"
by it is usss November 16, 2009
mugGet the neon-nobmug.

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