Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

nob

same this as “no” just cooler tbh

“NOB OMG PLS THAT SO FUNNY BYE-“

by brae <3 January 5, 2021

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.

Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

Nob Squab

A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.

Brother: "Oh my god, you've got a moustache!! hahahaha"

You: "Nob Squab"

by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009

NOB

nob stands for nut on back originating from carter and max .Max nobbed all over carter s back, meaning he whipped out his johnson started gooning to addison rae and instabusted all on him for funsies.

DUDE!Carter did u just get nobbed on? WHAT A BEAST!!!

by nobberetner May 14, 2025