Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.

“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”

by SMcGee May 6, 2022

Sugar Skunk

An individual cursed with insufferable body odor who attempts to mask it with yummy perfume.

Mtume smells like doom and tries to cover it up with yummy perfume.

Tyrone smells like provolone and tries to cover it up with yummy cologne.

My heart sunk when I discovered my one night stand was a Sugar Skunk.

by Vanilladream October 2, 2014

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018