Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Flaccid Skunk

When your sick gets limp when attempting anal.

“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”

by SkunkButt June 17, 2021

Bundle Skunk

A Bundle Skunk is another term for a stank hoe hoodrat. This term was made popular in the Manosphere section of YouTube by Grynch, content creator and the author of The Ratchet's Rouge.

Wow, she trys to act bougie but she's just another tennis ball headed bundle skunk.

by G. R. Lee March 22, 2020

Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016