Creepy Jesus

The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈

“CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME”

by JesusLover2028 August 29, 2022

the creepy door

Noun. A girlfriend's vagina.

Then opens the creepy door (while spreading your girlfriend's vagina with fingers not salad tongs).

by cryptcreeper May 24, 2014

Creepy todd

A bloke that goes to the beach and hides in the salt bushes to take photos of girls from work.

Or

an old man that harrasses young female employees

Yesterday creepy todd was caught taking photos of girls at the beach.

Did you notice Chris being a creepy todd to the new chick at work

by Bobby Down January 18, 2021

Creepy crawlies

Bugs, insects, and other nasty critters.

I hate creepy crawlies.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

creepy crapper

A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.

Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.

by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016

Creepy Card

An argument, similar to the race card but used to try and shame men who speak their mind about things that are important to society.

Bob: "Women shouldn't be dressing in slutty clothes to work and talking smack about their husband."
Linda: "Stop thinking you can tell others how to live their lives. And stop judging others. That’s’ just creepy."
Bob: "You need to stop pulling the creepy card"

by thenextbojizzle September 30, 2022

Creepy

a girl say this to a man when she wants to fuck him right now where they at, all sex oral, anal and pussy. all three holes, no talking even if shes a virgin, that you are that hot to her she needs you bad and horny...so fuck her right now shes telling you, even if she says don't be creepy, thats her shy way of saying the same thing. it really means don't creep , don't slow around, don't beat around the bush, hurry the fuck up and rush. rush hour time.

you are so creepy, don't be creepy.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022