Neil Jayan

The Gucciest kid in the world. No one can compare to hime. Considered to be the greatest philosopher in the Western World

Bro Matthew is so cool, he's like the Neil Jayan of our school

by Big_BrainNelson February 17, 2021

Neil

A sexy guy but he is a niggggggg

noone shud ever be a Neil

by dtydhtb November 29, 2021

Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.

Yo, Neil’s a bitch.

by Omammy October 22, 2020

Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).

"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."

by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020

Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).

Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.

by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025

Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.

Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!

by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021