nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts January 19, 2016

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum August 11, 2008

Natural Dome

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.

Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!

by Long_Schlonger August 02, 2019

hefty naturals

Coined by comedian John Mulaney, "hefty naturals" are big, real boobs.

She was wearing a low-cut dress, showing off her hefty naturals.

by Crissy Corvette December 28, 2022

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Natural 2

When a person puts dice in their butt, pushes it out, and performs a legal game move (e.g. a dice roll) with them.

"Can you believe that Joe denied my natural 2? It took me a lot of effort!"

by Chris Kuku October 05, 2022

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf August 30, 2015