Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.

She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.

by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

mysterious

ovia

you are not mysterious

by olivia_longbottom May 1, 2023

Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.

Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."

by KevinGrumblesReturns December 15, 2008