An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
Get the You can scan my ass!mug. Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
by Old Polecat May 5, 2011
Get the blowing smoke up my assmug. The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
by knowman December 16, 2009
Get the pull a rabbit out of my assmug. Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.
"Whats up, South Park guy!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
by FattusB April 2, 2010
Get the Piss come from my ass!!!mug. Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!
by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021
Get the Jump up my assmug. by Liilacskiies September 25, 2018
Get the Yum Eata My ass?mug. Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020
Get the My ass is blue whymug.