Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Martha

A not nice girl who you think is your friend but in reality, she will just let you down and hang out with some boys like colin or Ryan something like that.

Martha: sorry but I think it is better if we are not friends.
Me: oh don't worry honey everyone wants to say that about you too.

by les be lit November 5, 2019

martha mendoza

The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.

Im the luckiest man in the world because of Martha Mendoza

by Dillon B. January 22, 2014

Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.

by thegirlwithsixchins December 4, 2017

martha

a shot angry midget that has a bed temper and can act like a pig. But she is very itelligent and can be gorgeous.

Guy 1: EW ITS MARTHA
Guy 2: I LOVE MARTHA

by bob-bob-bobby December 6, 2017

Martha

Crazy old lady in her thirties that likes little girls that are underage, targets

are usually teenage girls with disabilities. Lies a lot to get out of things or to make things go her way. Can't tell the truth if her life depended on it.

Thinks that the world revolves around her.

Name Martha

by .........,...............,.... April 6, 2019

Marth

Someone who's a pedo, and excessively hangs out with underage girls. Is sometimes seen running around a public school or driving with loud music. Might front an image of a young teen, but in reality is an older man.

Stop texting my little sister, that's Marth'ing it.

by Chivalry16 November 1, 2013