moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Mosesmouth

Someone who uses profane language against someone who believes in the almighty Moses.

Damn that fool mosesmouthed his way up in to my grill

by Brian Donaldson February 12, 2006

Moses Man Tree Bush

Long flowing red pubic hairs that resemble a man's beard on your vagina, or a burning bush. It can glow in the sun, the dark, and sometimes resemble a lawn gnome

"Yo girl, dat be a moses man tree bush all up in dis bizow, shine that all up on me"

by broelle September 13, 2009

Moastest

A silly, ridiculous rendition of the word "Most", used to beat a friend in a competition to see who "____" the most ("___" being the subject being argued.)

Leslie: I HATE YOU
Ice: I HATE YOU MOAR!
Leslie: I HATE YOU MOAST!
Ice: I HATE YOU MOASTEST!
Leslie: That's not even a word >.>

by Leslie and Ice April 29, 2011

Mosterist

When something is more than moster

I love you mosterist

by J0$HÜÅ November 17, 2016

Moster

More than most.

Melissa loves Jalen moster.

by Lissaburrell June 28, 2017

Montessori

A typa school where Karen parents send their special little snowflake kids. They think their kids are learning until the kids enter a traditional high school and don’t know basic math.

Teacher: “I can’t keep tutoring this kid after school every week. He has like 9 other tutors but he just doesn’t understand the content. He’s like 3 grade levels behind.”

Parent: “that’s impossible, he went to Montessori. He’s perfect, absolutely my flawless angel, you are a BASTARD for considering such a thing of him being behind. He is only too smart for you peasants.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023