Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019

crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

big monke

A giant ape that has nothing on Godzilla

Man 1: man that big monke will kill godzilla
Man 2: fuck off nerd

by Peleuwjwkwjhz April 19, 2021

J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of

Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!

by JM2 July 22, 2009

Funny monke

1. A classification of a monkey that in any way imaginable causes enjoyment.

2. A particularly silly monkey.

"Haha, funny monke!"

by Cheese Chomper 9000 March 5, 2022