minty

Slang term used in Liverpool to describe an unpleasant odour or a person whose personal hygeine is lacking.

"I'm not going to that chippy, it's minty!"

"I don't want to sit next to him, he's minty!"

by Martinvb June 11, 2006

squish mitten

whisker biscuit

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword

by bbc123456 April 3, 2009

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

matty

the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt

matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day

by ahjimmeh October 8, 2008

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

Misty

Misty is a living mother who cares deeply to her children and what she is doing! She loves to get out there and do wild things. Whatever happens in her life she will make the most out of is! Misty is smart, Beautiful , and intelligent

I love my mom misty!!!!

by Miss.misty April 11, 2020