Minge muncher

Best defines a person who gets with multiple women\men and is pretty much a player
Ye that guy at the party was such a minge muncher
by Roger quale chaser June 16, 2017
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Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.
A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
by Carrie66 June 26, 2018
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Minge masher

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.
by Amir suhdick January 16, 2022
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face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat
Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!
by SmurgleT January 13, 2016
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spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
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xiu ming

Wow, you know Xiu Ming? She’s amazing
by cutie pie 26 November 13, 2017
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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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