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Mexican Shitoff 

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
Mexican Shitoff by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008
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Mexican Kite 

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.
Mexican Kite by miskatlee April 4, 2009

Mexican Fruit Picker 

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.
I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

Mexican Penguin 

The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
Mexican Blender by IBTNG February 23, 2015

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).
That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.
Mexican Socket Set by Elephino November 30, 2003

Mexican Forklift 

A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
Mexican Forklift by mh40sw July 2, 2009