metrosexual

Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.

FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.

by KIT LAM March 9, 2004

Heterosexuals

People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.

Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.

by Disaster Gay Witch May 18, 2020

metrosexual

A heterosexual guy who is pretty much borderline fag.

David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.

by Stew Money April 25, 2010

Heterosexual Haters

A Heterosexual Hater is someone who is in the closet and wont admit to having sex behind closed doors with someone of the same sex.

The world has been contaminated by heterosexual haters who think they do no wrong.

by Master Jen November 7, 2006

Metrosexual

Individual who likes to have sex (or bling-bling) on trains

I hated sitting next to two metrosexuals on the subway

by Master M June 25, 2005

metrosexual

Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

heterosexual

Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.

Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013