mental masturbating

When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.

By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

mental sadist

Mental sadists are like- people who derive pleasure from having higher authority over someone, since said individual cannot do anything about it. Simply saying, they fuck with your head and it only makes you feel guilt or anger from that person's aura.

Dude, she can be such a mental sadist, she likes fucking with your head a lot and you can't do shit about it.

by 0venth September 3, 2019

Mentally mushy

When that dude so fuckin stupid ya just gotta call them mentally mushy

Yo Charlie white man youre fucking mentally mushy

by Virgin_Chilly_Dick January 27, 2020

Mental Health Monday

Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.

For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.

by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020

Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

by DeviLs brOther May 4, 2021

Mentalleger

People who calls themselves a Dumbass or an Idiot but is actually very smart.

Person: Dude! You got A+ on all the subjects!
Mentalleger: I know but I am still a Dumbass.
Person: Bruh, stop being such a Mentalleger.

by ComradeJarif December 31, 2021

fundi-mentalist

fundi-mentalist, n - one who believes he is in direct mental communication with God, and thus speaks with His voice

Politicians of the conservative religious variety are typically among the most prominent fundi-mentalists on the planet.

by Karanakos Antonicus March 6, 2011