Crème of Melon 

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017

"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"

Crème of Melon by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017

melonhead 

verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.

verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead

melonhead by vTBiShop September 23, 2009

j g melon's 

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.

hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo

j g melon's by jg lover February 7, 2005

melon cheese sex 

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

melon cheese sex by crazipaco February 6, 2009

melon juice 

Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.

1:how did last night go?

2:dude! i ran out of viagra!

1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!

melon juice by revealthesensuality April 4, 2009

Meloseria 

Meloseria: is an old Spanish slang term used in some Latin American countries. It is a term that means the display of affection through words and cuddling (many times even using baby talk) which is so excessive that it loses its loving meaning, turning it into annoying the recipient of the affection displayed. Many times the words do not match the actions.

Meloseria is the action of someone who states he/she loves you all the time but does not show that love with actions.

Meloseria by nyid December 3, 2011

White melon 

the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.

i couldnt find a girl so i just did a white melon

White melon by fatguy21 April 26, 2010