Megan

Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.

whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!

by steveb1695 June 27, 2011

Megan Fox

A very intelligent and beautiful girl that alot of people( mostly other girls) dislike because they have the misinterpretation that very pretty girls are almost always self-centered bitches. She may not be the best actress in the world, but she is also not a horrible one either. Alot of girls are jealous and insecure about themseleves, so they like to hate, bash, and ridicule Megan because she has been in the spotlight for the last couple of years, and seeing a pretty girl overexposed like that frightens the shit out of them. If bitches would fuck off and stop being fucking followers jumping on the "lets hate on Megan Fox" bandwagon, then everybody will be better off so we can ALL coexist peacfully.

Jim- What the fuck is wrong these hoes today?

James- Shit, I don't know, they probably got their panties stuck up between their ass cheeks or sumthin.

Jim- Haters gonna hate I guess, even when they don't have a valid reason to do so.

James- It really doesn't matter anyway, cuz in the morning Megan Fox will still be prettier than most these ugly ass bitches who have no lives.

Jim- True, True.

by King Ding-a-ling April 3, 2012

Megan

She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP

Squirt megan whoremoyle squirt champ whore

by Mr. Uniball December 16, 2011

Megan

Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.

Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.

by thatonemagiciankid February 23, 2015

Megan Thompson

A word for a very gorgous girl from Darlington,England.

"Wow mate,did ya see that Megan Thompson,she is gorgeous!

by Tom woodson March 7, 2010

Megan Fox

A beautiful, successful, hardworking actress that has been treated horribly by hollywood, society, and men and deserves an apology. Megan fox has started in a cult classic: Jennifer’s body and Till Death (2021) Both wonderful movies.

Girl #1: Hey look it’s Megan fox
Girl #2: I love her she’s an icon

by Mayababy8888 August 21, 2021

Megan

The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.

I love Megan <3

by hippopot12345678 December 2, 2010