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Visual Handshake

The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
He is a really nice guy, but his Visual Handshake was awful. Bad clothes, bad hair, bad attitude.
by Mamahipster November 3, 2011
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Japanese Handshake

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.
Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!
by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014
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SSB HANDSHAKE

The SSB handshake is the most superior handshake of them all, also the most sus of them all.
The SSB handshake involves clapping your friend's cheeks.
say SSB ON TOP

"We shake hands and then come in thats the SSB HANDSHAKE"
"clap clap"
by SSB HANDSHAKE April 25, 2021
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Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020
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San Francisco Handshake

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.
Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
by The_BFD February 10, 2013
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Horizontal Clam Handshake

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.
Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!
by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007
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Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.
The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.
by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010
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