Maker

Relating to alcohol: the opposite of a mixer.
The part of a drink that makes it.
Coke and Vodka - a mixer and maker respectively.

John: What do you want to drink?
Jack: I want lemonade and...
John: Hurry up, choose your maker!

by Mix'n'Match June 25, 2017

Waffle maker

The guy who get's you pregnant!

My eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.

by CLUE315 October 9, 2008

The Cake Maker

When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then when finished remove the condom slice off the top and disperse the seaman liberally all over her face.

He just gave her the cake maker. Sweet!

by qwerty123456 July 31, 2008

Makersplain

You just made something awesome. You share it with a fellow maker. They proceed to tell you why you should have used different parts, coded in a different language, and if you'd just asked, they would have saved you a lot of time. Its mansplaining - but for makers.

"I was proud of the new thing I made, but Bill told me I did it all wrong. He would have used python on a Raspberry Pi."
"Ignore Bill, he makersplains everyone - he thinks he's being helpful, even though he's not."

by digitalman2112 October 14, 2016

makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.

DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays

by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013

Makeshift Skis

A lie that you hope will get you through something

I had to make some makeshift skis to get through that meaning

by MlgCatology July 25, 2015

makeshift cinderella

A person, typically a female, who has a tendency to shoplift beauty items, makeup, and clothing. Can also be called kleptorella.

That girl Dove is totally a makeshift cinderella. I saw her doing it once.

by millako335 July 4, 2017