Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

Lord Bud

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.

Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.

by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011

J Lord

A new term for Brown Nonce

Did you see that J Lord walk by

Damn you’re a fucking J Lord

by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019

Win Lord

title given to a person who consistently wins in life!

Ie a WINNER

Mate do you know patrick gorman?

yeah i met him the other night he is an actual win lord...

by mpjgorman January 9, 2012

The Lord Of The Dead

Like the Grim Reaper/Death only more awesome. Hell bent taking over the world and generally doing anything evil. Has mad gaming skills among others.

'Oh no The Lord Of The Dead is coming to kick my ass!'

by Idleminds November 1, 2004

Lord Skeletor

1. The adversery of (He-Man) from the 1980's show He-Man -Master of the Universe. Appears in a black/purple cloak. Those that have managed to overcome the evilness of his appearance state he resembles the {Grim Reaper except he is so much mpore evil. These people have since died.

2. (n.)the most evil person/thing in the universe, ever

3. (adj.) the personification of evil

1. "Did you see Lord Skeletor last night on He-Man master of the Universe?" Hell yeah that guy is damn evil.

2. "Wow, President Bush, you are almost as evil as Lord Skeletor!"

3. Wow, President Bush, with your new policy you are reaching Lord Skeletor levels of evilness

by Lord Skeletor October 29, 2007