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Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.
You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.
by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010
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Lord Bud

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
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Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.
Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.
by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011
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Lord Subwoofarman

A legendary Polish Emperor in 3000 BCE who is said to have killed the Three Golden Gods before mysteriously dissapearing forever when embarking on the quest of Dark Ice.
Lord Subwoofarman is an Emperor from European legends.
by Historianofame July 21, 2009
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annoying lord

A person that possesses characteristics such as self righteousness, arrogant, foolish, aggravating, bothersome, disturbing, irritating, troublesome, vexatious, lackadaisical,
lazy, and is a lord, aristocrat, baron, bishop, captain, commandant, commander,earl, governor, king, leader, liege, magnate, man upstairs, marquis, monarch, parliamentarian, patrician, peer, potentate, prince, royalty, ruler, seigneur, sovereign, superior, viscount of that subject.

Usually associated with "ignorant bishop" or "annoying totalitarianism state"

A cock named Khanh
He forces them to practice religious rituals and turns off electricity when he feels the need.
He lets the paralyzed crawl and the meek grow weaker.

He is ANNOYING LORD.
by Jing Phuc December 11, 2011
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The Lord Of The Dead

Like the Grim Reaper/Death only more awesome. Hell bent taking over the world and generally doing anything evil. Has mad gaming skills among others.
'Oh no The Lord Of The Dead is coming to kick my ass!'
by Idleminds November 1, 2004
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J Lord

A new term for Brown Nonce
Did you see that J Lord walk by

Damn you’re a fucking J Lord
by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019
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