Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
by LordNelson October 29, 2012
Get the Lord Nelsonmug. The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
Get the Lord Budmug. A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.
by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011
Get the Traci Lordsmug. by mpjgorman January 9, 2012
Get the Win Lordmug. A person that possesses characteristics such as self righteousness, arrogant, foolish, aggravating, bothersome, disturbing, irritating, troublesome, vexatious, lackadaisical,
lazy, and is a lord, aristocrat, baron, bishop, captain, commandant, commander,earl, governor, king, leader, liege, magnate, man upstairs, marquis, monarch, parliamentarian, patrician, peer, potentate, prince, royalty, ruler, seigneur, sovereign, superior, viscount of that subject.
Usually associated with "ignorant bishop" or "annoying totalitarianism state"
A cock named Khanh
lazy, and is a lord, aristocrat, baron, bishop, captain, commandant, commander,earl, governor, king, leader, liege, magnate, man upstairs, marquis, monarch, parliamentarian, patrician, peer, potentate, prince, royalty, ruler, seigneur, sovereign, superior, viscount of that subject.
Usually associated with "ignorant bishop" or "annoying totalitarianism state"
A cock named Khanh
He forces them to practice religious rituals and turns off electricity when he feels the need.
He lets the paralyzed crawl and the meek grow weaker.
He is ANNOYING LORD.
He lets the paralyzed crawl and the meek grow weaker.
He is ANNOYING LORD.
by Jing Phuc December 11, 2011
Get the annoying lordmug. by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019
Get the J Lordmug. Like the Grim Reaper/Death only more awesome. Hell bent taking over the world and generally doing anything evil. Has mad gaming skills among others.
by Idleminds November 1, 2004
Get the The Lord Of The Deadmug.