Logan

Logan is a boy who loves sports.(especially football) Logan is not so tall but has good looks. He gets jealous very easily and it is very easy to get on Logan’s bad side. Don’t do it. He has tons of friends loves to hang out with them. Most Logan’s are born in winter or summer typically February through August. He is OK in school but likes to mess around with his friends. He is a trustful person and has your word, and will keep it safe forever.

“Hey I wanna be like Logan”

by Jellmello_99 June 10, 2019

Small loan of a million dollars

A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.

Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.

by H!tM3rk February 28, 2016

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is an autistic manchild who exploits suicide victims and laughs about them. He also promotes himself about as much as every other youtuber (except Jake Paul) combined. He should have 3 subs, but he has brainwashed little autistic kids into becoming furry manchildren. I have lost my faith in humanity.

30 year old man: im gonna go pway sum woblox nou wanna pway wit mee?
Intellectual: No, I will not play Roblox with you, stop being such a Logan Paul.

by jakepaul lover 69 April 23, 2018

Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons August 15, 2012

loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.

"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."

by James Padgett July 18, 2004

loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).

<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.

"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."

by coldy! July 21, 2004