Lightning

a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN

idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white

by Lightningiscyan July 2, 2023

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

Lightning McQueen

🟥🟥⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟦🟥⬜🟦⬜🟦⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟥🟨🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜
⬛🟥🟨⬛⬛🟥🟥🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟨
⬛🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛

Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Lightning McQueef

When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides

Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are

Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous

Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car

by Mrsjelilebi April 26, 2023

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024